After another home loss to the Sox, a suicidal Yankees fan momentarily forgets that Peter Parker has season tickets.
Monday’s Quotelet: Does Whatever A Spider Can.
After another home loss to the Sox, a suicidal Yankees fan momentarily forgets that Peter Parker has season tickets.
Arhggh! Tough to top that!
He Who Laughs Last: Palestinian on-lookers find amusement at the bait and netting of the last Jewish settler, Socha Boran Cohen.
Unfortunately for the Jew, Socha, as of midnight last night – the catch and release policy has been overturned for the very trivial ‘throw the jew down the well’ regulation!
He Who Laughs Last: Palestinian on-lookers find amusement at the bait and netting of the last Jewish settler in Gaza Stip – Socha Boran Cohen.
Unfortunately for this Jew, the catch and release policy is no longer in effect being recently supplemented by the catch and ‘Throw the Jew Down the Well’ policy.
Did you stop to think how that would look to someone who has no idea who Borat or Ali G. are?
Straight to sensitivity training. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars. Jeez.
Stop being a quotelet nazi Dave… geez – there are probably more people that find your Yankee comment more offensive than my mere CNN/Borat blurb. You suck.
In an effort to re-create Kerri Strug’s moving, and courageous routine in the ’96 Summer Games in Atlanta, this druken Yankee fan remembers to raise his hands, and smile while sticking the landing.
Attempting to get a better view to dispel the myth of whether or not ARods lips really are that purple in person, this Yanks fan launched himself into the net over home plate.
Mongo want out!
Look Ma no hands!! Another succesful test of the ass-cracker safety net, as the fan to the lower right thinks to himself…”those buttocks are simply sublime!!”
Well, since Pye ain’t around to do it, I’m declaring us ALL winners of this week’s Quotelet.
I second that! The fun part will be to see how he tries to post all our pics as reigning champs.