Competitions during the Honduras Women’s Prison Beauty Pageant included talent, swimsuit and vaginal smuggling.
Monday’s Quotelet: Don’t Make Me Cut You, Chucha!
Pop Culture Blog: Music, Movie and Humor
Leveraging low-hanging synergies outside the vertical fruit box since 1999.
Prize listings for the 2005 Miss Honduran Inmate Beauty Pageant:
Third: A carton of smokes
Second: A bag of smack
Grand Prize: A conjugal visit with Emelio Estevez
* Trading of prizes is forbidden due to the embarrassment cause to Mr. Estevez in previous years *
Backstage at J.Lo’s fashion show for her upcoming fall line appropriately named ‘Chola’.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chola
“When Hot Pink Goes Wrong” – Former Miss Chiquita Banana, Rosie Perez, begins to brush beat a member of her entourage for not complying to the all pink dress requirements.
NO, I DO NOT HAVE A MOUSTACHE!
Holy cha-chonas, mang, snorting the white lady has done wonders for my nostril hair…if only I could find such a solution to combat my unsightly fur pie!
A quick right hand and a hair pull singals the start of “Loco Latinas in Heat” six women elimination match.
I think Graeme’s first one gets it this week. But a solid effort througout.