Tiannamen Square Massacre anniversary demonstrations were cut short when Chairman Mao’s great-grandson ate most of a protester.
Monday’s Quotelet: Mao Tse Tung Tied.
Tiannamen Square Massacre anniversary demonstrations were cut short when Chairman Mao’s great-grandson ate most of a protester.
With the GhostBuster’s retired, UN sanctions, and Godzilla on vacation; China had to seek alternate resources to solve the recent State Puff Marshmallow Man invasion.
I’m ready to start checking the hospitals for Graeme.
The 2005 winner of China’s new “fat cat, industrial, capitalist-pig policies” poster child search.
P.S. Call off the search, Dave, I’m ok!
Yo, yo, yo, Kid Bok Choi is in tha hizouse! Hey, a big shout out to my main man Mao. Everybody, let me hear you say, “Sweeeeeeet!”…
Oh yeah it’s kid bok choi and mc kim chi,
rappin’ bout the phattest massacre you ever did see.
While me and my homies puffed on primo dank,
Some crazy motherfucker walked right up to a tank.
As for the other protesters in Tiannemen,
64% were never seen again.
And ya don’t stop… ya keep on…
My last quote should have included the tagline, “When cultures collide.” Now get that kid some bling!
Way to bust a rhyme, MC Henry Hen!
Henry has to win just for pure lyrical genius sake… I think we have a 300 pound Carlisle Eminem!
That wasn’t Henry – it was me. I just love the moniker MC Henny Hen and wanted to bring it back from the dead.
The “Henry” thing was my fault – I quickly read the name and mistook Henny for Henry.
I thought that clever rhymin’ had the taste of Pye stylin’…