Little Suki’s Mom could never understand why she got so upset when Uncle Mike came over to babysit. Years later, when Suki learned to speak, Mom got her answer. Loosely translated from the Japanese: “All the damn buggery.”
Monday’s Quotelet: Uncle Dirty Pants.
It’s so creepy – because it really sounds like they’re screaming when you put them into the boiling water.”
Allejandro’s itchy fat roll produced a startling surprise when he lifted it for his monthly cleaning ritual. That’s how I spell relief – Asian newborn removed from under an itchy fat roll.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs…GET IN MY BELLY!
“Babies and Potatoes – Boil’em, Mash’em, Stick’em in a Stew!”
“And One Time – At Sumo Camp…”
ChingChoFat on his way back up to the counter after realizing that he was,in fact,missing the dipping sauce for his Baby Dumplings.