Thanks to the foresight of a pre-nup, Nick would get custody of the brain on weekends.
Monday’s Quotelet: What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?
Thanks to the foresight of a pre-nup, Nick would get custody of the brain on weekends.
Thanks to the foresight of a pre-nup, Nick would get custody of the brain on weekends.
“Hello, I’m a Simpson, what’s your disability?”
Regardless of how hot and wealthy she is… I’m sure he’s happy to be rid of her. If my spoiled girlfriend were an idiot with a show biz family I’d leave her too… or shoot myself… or her… which ever came first. On second thought, my inner misogynist may giving him too much credit… I remember when Nick’s boy band played one of the bars I worked at in Guelph.. (Boo radley’s) he’s a moron too… and a pedofile… those boys sure were eager to get with the all-ages crowd who showed up for thier dance recital. 98% of which had to between the ages of 9-15 years old.
Joe Cockhead’s? Most of the young girls who were at the show that night probably escaped from Mitch’s basement.
What was worse?
A) The constant moroncy of Jessica Simpson – despite how hot she is
B) The retarted lip-synching sister
C) Over Controlling former Man of the cloth Minister father Papa Joe who manages the entire family.
I bet Nick feels like he got released from that prison sentence early for time served or good behavior! I think him and OJ are going to Disney World in Florida.
Nick sez: “Shit, it’s all over before I had a chance to go all Paul Bernardo on her sister!”
In happier times, the newly-divorced couple laughs over Jessica’s getting her blonde locks caught in Nick’s barbwire armband tattoo.
Nick is a real pro smiling for the camera after Jess just told him Johnny Knoxville & Bam Margera make a better “co*k” sandwich when she really meant to say “chicken”.