I have officially attained bloggish success. I rank #6 in Google for the phrase “billy batts shinebox”. I know this because I can see where my visitors come from, what search engine they used and what keyword phrase brought them here. I also aspire to sleep with a woman again someday despite my abhorrent nerdery.
Where was I? Oh yeah. I can die now.
dude, no pity here. Cameltow is m #1 along with fizz and boog becuase at one time I was obsessed with the movie “you got served”.
p.s. nerds are hot
CamelToe is A#1 in my book too – for so many reasons. Wa wa wee wa!
In all my travels around this wonderful globe, I’ve noticed that there is one thing that you can count on seeing no matter where you are – camel toe.
Art
David Lee Roth should make his next single “I wish they all could be camel toe girls’ or maybe a rendition of ‘hot for moose knuckle’.
‘I Like Camel Toe’… ‘In my country… some women… have camel toe’s bigger than a man’s hhhram.’
Thank you ladies and gentleman – you can find me later tonight at the Sidebar doing more ‘the art that james lipton loves sooo much’ mimickry of Sasha Baron Cohen’s Borat – Dave will be doing his Bruno, the gay german fashion model, impressions. F*ck’n Degenerate.