Viral blog quizzes are cutesy and somewhat embarrassing to read, but I accidentally found one on a friend’s site that caught my eye. Please feel free to get all interactive-like and fill out your own in a comment. Here’s the rub:
Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band.
Are you male or female: Nimrod’s Son
Describe yourself: Oh My Golly!
How do some people feel about you: Gigantic
How do you feel about yourself: I’m Amazed!
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Something Against You
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: I’ve Been Waiting For You
Describe where you want to be: All Over The World
Describe what you want to be: Blown Away
Describe how you live: Head On
Describe how you love: Make Believe
Share a few words of wisdom: Distance Equals Rate Times Time
That was fun. Now take your favorite band and give it a whirl. BTW, I don’t currently have a girlfriend – hence my choice of titles for those questions. Unfortunately the Pixies never wrote a song entitled ‘Non-committal Man-Boy’.
Hi, Dave, I’m a long time reader, first time writer… Well, actually, I’m only one of the two – but I have been featured in a previous Pye In the Face (for all the right reasons). So I was talking to a mutual friend of ours (whose initials just happen to stand for Alleged Jisim Gulper) and he told me of all things that you are a *gasp* Republican. I found this hard to swallow (unlike our friend and his drink of choice – see above) for several reasons: 1) you are what I would describe as “artsy” 2) you live in the blue state of Massachusetts 3) I like you and 4) you are CANADIAN! Do you have a rational explanation for this? Now let me be fair here, I do understand why the Republican party may have its appeal to you – in what other party could a former coke snorting, drunk driving, draft dodging, alcoholic become the most powerful man in the world who gets to lie his face off without recrimination? Hey, wait a sec…sign me up! Perhaps in a future post you could wrestle with this explanation…
Okay, okay, enough with the silliness. I didn’t come on here to act all acrimonious. No, in fact I came on here to be all acronymous and provide your readers with some fun (truth be told, its really anagramous, but that ain’t a word). We all know that “genuine class” is an anagram for Alec Guinness. But did you ever wonder what fun there is to be had with your own name? “Eye patch fine” is one for Pye In the Face. “Thee fain epic” and “fine ethnic ape” are two others. No, the ability to come up with these is not something I was born with: it can also be yours by going to http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/ (be sure to use the advanced options). Please use responsibly.
Anyhoo, Dave, in closing I want to know when you plan on a return visit to Vancouver? Did you know that ol’ Gulper is headed out your way? Did you know that the boys here think that you and I may have been separated at birth (judging by the photos, you got the lion’s share of the looks)? Do you ever watch Home Movies (the TV show, not last week’s conquest)? Do you have any idea who I am?
Yours,
Galaxy Loaned Redeemer
I did Foo Fighters…
Are you male or female: All My Life
Describe yourself: Alone + Easy Target
How do some people feel about you: Gimme Stitches
How do you feel about yourself: Exhausted/ Aint’t it the life
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Monkey Wrench
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Lonely As You
Describe where you want to be: New Way Home
Describe what you want to be: My Hero
Describe how you live: Everlong
Describe how you love: Big Me
Share a few words of wisdom: For All The Cows
Galaxy, you wordy, liberal twat – I have an inkling.
Art is coming!!!!!????
Art has requested Boston as one of his next destinations for work, as he saw it on their upcoming schedule. It’s a month or two away yet – but yes… Art loves him some Boston.
Graham has requested I tell him why I’m not a drooling Liberal moonbat. I suggest you read this and this for more insight. Bless.
I noticed an error in my first comment. “Thee fain epic” and “fine ethnic ape” are anagrams for pie in the face, not pye in the face. Oh, well, good thing the No Child Left Behind program is in full swing!
Dave, I read your two suggested posts and I see that you have bought into the teachings of such great intellectuals as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly who believe that if you don’t like Bushy and the present administration, you are anti-American. Pish! Maybe next time you come to Vancouver, we can organize an intervention (it is for your own good) and try to unbrainwash you.
Dave, I read your two suggested posts and I see that you have bought into the teachings of such great intellectuals as Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly who believe that if you don’t like Bushy and the present administration, you are anti-American. Pish! Maybe next time you come to Vancouver, we can organize an intervention (it is for your own good) and try to unbrainwash you.
Graham, you’re ruining this thread, which is supposed to be the song title quiz. And trust me, you do not want to get into this with me if accusing me of being ‘brainwashed’ is your first and best sortie out of the gate. Save the canned rhetoric and fill out the quiz.
First off Galaxy, you are misguided. Second, here is the quiz with The Dead
Are you male or female: Little Red Rooster
Describe yourself: Candyman
How do some people feel about you: Loser
How do you feel about yourself: The Wheel
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Shakedown Street
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: They Love Each Other
Describe where you want to be: Fire on the Mountain
Describe what you want to be: Eyes of the World
Describe how you live: Truckin
Describe how you love: Looks Like Rain
Share a few words of wisdom: Help on the Way
Hey, whoa, whoa – I never meant to hijack the thread or start a political debate. All I wanted to do was give a friendly “hello” (and mild ribbing) to you *sniffle*. Ok, here is my response to the quiz with Charlatans UK:
Are you male or female: North Country Boy
Describe yourself: White Shirt
How do some people feel about you: Weirdo
How do you feel about yourself: The Only One I Know
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Can’t Even Be Bothered
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: (No One) Not Even the Rain
Describe where you want to be: Sproston Green
Describe what you want to be: Jesus Hairdo
Describe how you live: Chewing Gum Weekend
Describe how you love: Get On It
Share a few words of wisdom: Believe You Me
So there you have it, order has been restored!
Graeme Alexander Doyle
AKA: Galaxy Loaned Redeemer
PS: Brainwashed wasn’t my first salvo…
I couldn’t resist doing another one, and since this is a Frank Friendly area…: Frank Black’s Post Pixies work (eg Frank Black and Frank Black & the Catholics)
Are you male or female: Brackish Boy
Describe yourself: Robert Onion
How do some people feel about you: The adventure and the resolution
How do you feel about yourself: I need peace
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: St Francis Dam Disaster/ Headache
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: You Ain’t Me
Describe where you want to be: I want to live on an Abstract plain
Describe what you want to be: White Noise Maker
Describe how you live: Parry the Wind, High, Low
Describe how you love: If It takes all Night
Share a few words of wisdom: Mosh, Don’t pass the guy
I actually had loads of fun doing this – made me think of all the great Queens of The Stone Age songs I love, but haven’t been able to listen to because all of my CD’s were stolen.
Are you male or female: Regular John
Describe yourself: Auto Pilot
How do some people feel about you: You Think I Ain’t Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like a millionaire or The Sky Is Fallin’
How do you feel about yourself: Monsters In The Parasol
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Quick And To The Pointless or Go With The Flow or I Think I Lost My Headache
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: Gonna Leave You
Describe where you want to be: Walkin On The Sidewalks
Describe what you want to be: I Was A Teenage Hand Model
Describe how you live: No One Knows
Describe how you love: Feel Good Hit Of The Summer
Share a few words of wisdom: Give The Mule What He Wants
I could go on with more – but this is enough. This is surprisingly fun.
Bryan Whitely
This is fun! (U2)
Are you male or female: Grace
Describe yourself: Wild Honey
How do some people feel about you: The Sweetest Thing
How do you feel about yourself:
Even Better Than The Real Thing
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Walk On
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: With or Without You
Describe where you want to be: City of Blinding Lights
Describe what you want to be: I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
Describe how you live: Mysterious Ways
Describe how you love: Love is Blindness
Share a few words of wisdom: Love and Peace or Else
Aubrey