“The survey showed that 85 percent of men, and 94 percent of women, don’t think it’s wimpy or needy for a man to love his cat.”
Yes… but are they heterosexual? Because I think that’s where my problem begins.
“Three-quarters of male respondents say their cats fulfill their cuddle requirements, and single men are also almost as likely as single women to consider choosing their cat over their partner.”
Choosing them for what, exactly? Anal? Forget I mentioned this article please. And that I have a cat.
Ummm thats just nuts. I had my cat for 10 years and theres plenty of times that the poor thing got the “move over bacon, here comes something leaner” line. Ok, ill forget you are single with a cat and you forget i quoted a Sizzilean commercial circa 1982.
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“Boss the big gay cat” – I am sure you two take the ‘finger game’ to a whole new level when no one is around.
Why does the cat start tonguing his ‘lipstick’ whenever you come over to visit, Monster? Just remember that cat-penises are like harpoons with barbs and stuff on them. It may seem like a fun idea now, but if he gets to tapping your hairy ass, he’ll be stuck on you until he’s done. Do NOT mess with a gay cat unless you fully understand what you’re in for.
Well I never! Feculant Feral F*cker! If I caught one hint he would end up on http://www.exoticmeats.com under fag feline quicker than you can say “Garfield Bangs Odie”.
‘Your cat died’
‘How did he die’
‘A rattlesnake jumped up and bite him on the neck’
‘Jesus… you couldn’t have softened up for me a little more’