| Gratuitous
animal photos and Cinco de Quatro - May 5, 2002 |
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| Dave's
tick removal methods had Mike and Sayra worried about their new puppy's safety. | Violence
erupted during Dave's attempt at an all domesticated housepet version of "Def
Comedy Jam." (mouseover) |
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| "Look
into my eyes... you are feeling sleepy... you feel like giving me a treat and
then letting me outside..." (mouseover) |
The
sound of the can-opener caught everyone's attention immediately. Especially Dave's.
(mouseover)
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| Sayra
refereed the game of "chicken." First prize? You guessed it: chicken.
(mouseover.) | I
swear, two bottles of Pellegrino and Kyle is anybody's. |
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| CINCO
de QUATRO!
The afternoon festivities, and beer on babies, commence! | Magali
demonstrates what she did to Emerson to commemorate their engagement. |
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| After
an ill-fated Alaskan sled-dog adventure, four personal ads and a psychic, Bulldog
and Dennis are finally reunited. | Dave
and Kyle keep the illusion alive with their cardboard facsimile of Troy. |
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| "Foreshadowing."
It doesn't mean four guys standing in front of a streetlight.
| Mafia
surveillance photos helped identify potential "roof-toss" candidates. |
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| Ladies,
please... You'll all get your chance to play tongue-hockey with the Bulldog. How?
He'll MAKE time. | The
cast of "The Shield" drop in for a quick margarita between takes. (mouseover.) |
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| Everyone
engages in a moment of silence for the poor, innocent baby below. It's always
the Busch Light that has to suffer. | In
an unusually gay moment, James describes the proper way to tie a kerchief. |
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| Jim's
John Deere ensemble wasn't quite the hit with the ladies he had hoped for. |
Susan
and her friends take turns singing "Greensleeves" and feeding grapes
to the newly-eligible Ken. |
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Kim
and Jill wait for Kate to leave so they can start talking about her outfit again.
"Eeeeh maaah gawd." | Nearly
a year had passed since Kyle had last worn this
shirt, but it still smelled like Pye. |
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| They
loved a lifetime in just a few short hours. Actually I think the cutoff was about
11PM. |
"Hey
look! Anthony has a rifle! Everyone say hello to Anthony! Hi Anth...ugh."
(mouseover.)
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| Tempers
flared when
Nate C refused to share The Octagon. |
Everyone
felt Wee Johnny was better off handcuffed to the lattice. |
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| The
sun sets on another party. The reflection off Steve's head, however, kept Greenland
in sunshine for another 3 months. |
When
the booze ran out, Dave was forced to resort to emergency alcohol divining measures.
(mouseover.) |
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| Kate
learned quickly: Allergic reactions may involve domestic violence. | 11
types of cheese, and an Asian man with long hair and a cell phone on his belt.
All right, 12 types of cheese. |
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| Ted's
hallucinations weren't that frightening... until he began to notice the subtitles.
| Seamus
misunderstood what the Somallier was talking about when he was asked to check
the vintage's "legs." |
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| "OK.
Could whoever took my platinum plated teflon corkscrew please return it immediately?
No? OK." | Cinco
de Quatro, 2002. Thongs for the memories, kids. (mouseover.)
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