| Jim
& John Still Dirty at 30 - March 30, 2002 |
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| The
photo that launched a thousand ships. And Mr. MacCauley across the floor of H
building. | Jess
smiles as the music of Don Lennon soothes the savage beast. Or Jim, as we like
to call him. |
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| "Alright
Pye... I'll get a haircut on one condition - you stop wearing denim shirts." |
Planning
for the party was interrupted when Dave received a hickey from a passing Yeti. |
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| Megan
and Kate scream in horror as they realize the Don Lennon set is over. |
Venditti
invades Boston. "Whaaaat? No JD joker?" |
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| Junior
and Pete in the early stages of "Guelph- withdrawl." |
Echo
felt bad initially but soon realized Cornett enjoys being the butt of the joke. |
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| "I'll
piss on the shrine of the guy who got burned up in Dunkin' Donuts, eh?". |
The
"Newport Two-Step" never really caught on in the big city. |
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| Chris
cartwheels to Tiernans - and a massive coronary.
(mouseover.) | The
trip into Boston was a small price to pay for the party. $5 a beer, was not. |
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| "It
was TOO a triple-word-score, you frickin' panty-waist!" |
Jeff
went for his Beretta when Jim started talking about Grooveasaurus. (mouseover.) |
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| May
I present: The newly engaged couple. And wee Johnny and Sarah. |
Pye
and JJV chipped in for a Stella. |
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| Milton
prays Peden and Cletus will forget it's his round. |
"John?
That's Ryan... my breast is over here." |
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JJV
and Pye dodge cameras, bar tabs. (mouseover) |
Cletus
kept Simon Le Bon busy while Pye went to grab a pen - and his copy of "Seven
and the Ragged Tiger." |
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| Jim
prayed it was j-roc who had just grabbed his ass. (mouseover) |
"My
mother and your mother were hanging out the clothes... My mother punched your
mother..." |
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| Trish
didn't have the heart to tell John the tongue in his other ear wasn't really Melinda's. |
Chris
& John hold up well under the hot lights, Dave. |
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| Fans
were distressed to learn that New Kids on the Block had really let themselves
go. |
DJ
Corny, King-Rock-Skee and MC Henny-Hen pose for the April edition of Tigerbeat. |
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| If
these two fresh-faced kids can't make it in this crazy world, what hope is there
for the rest of us? | JJV
and j-roc were happy to see eachother but something was missing: Angelo Ligotti.
"Ladies?" |
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| Harko
and John are congratulated after winning first and second prize for "Best
Damn White Pants." | Amy
was relieved when Kim told her it didn't look like tonsilitis. |
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| Stacey
enjoyed showing everyone her Richard Dawson impersonation. |
Ryan's
narcolepsy was really beginning to be a problem. |
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| I
have to ask myself, What the hell is Guelph going to do without them? |
Unfrozen
Caveman Lawyer: back for a fifth season on NBC. (mouseover) |
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| Although
they were superb, Tony didn't appreciate the proximity of j-roc's birdcalls. |
The
suspense was unbearable as the crowd waited for John and Chris to start the breakdancing. |
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| The
girls took turns trying to re-hydrate Chris. |
Kingman
recounts the Patriot's game winning Superbowl fieldgoal as absolutely no one watches. |
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| Liz
was enraptured as Ullrich whistled the theme from "Bridge On The River Kwai."
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If
these two fresh-faced kids can't make it in this crazy world, what hope is there
for the rest of us? |
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| Startled
by the flash, Jim takes Jeff and j-roc hostage. (mouseover) |
j-roc's
show of affection proved well timed as Dave coughed up half a wing. |
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| Although
he kept the party hopping, Eric absolutely refused to play anything by "Blue
Oyster Cult." | When
he failed to have any luck with the girls inside, Kingman took his game to the
street. |
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Tom's
air-guitar drove Megan fuckin' batty. OK... battier. | Jim
broke down into tears when j-roc told him the whole bar had been calling him "The
Great Pumpkin." |
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| Henry
screamed and pointed when he realized where his tassely half-shirt had gone. |
Renee
and Matt felt a little uneasy when Dave began thowing up gang signs. (mouseover) |
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Kim
and Jim agreed to free Jason just as soon as he agreed to play "tickle." | Wow...
Cornett's been in there for a long time. I'll get the fire-axe, you get the shop-vac. |
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| The
lab traced Jim's allergic reaction back to Michelob. (mouseover) |
"Uh...
can I get an extra blanket? And perhaps... a hose." Happy birthday guys.
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